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Quantum ferrets make great pets

You can stroke their fur

Short for Field Undermining Reality


I cheated in a car race with one once

Instead of dodging a wall obstacle

As per the rules

I said, “Go, Pixie, go!”

She knew what to do


They hate potential energy barriers

Dig dig dig went her probability shearing claws

Our ride tunneled in no-time through the no-verse

Popped out the other side and off we sped

They fined me but it was a blast


I gave Pixie a treat when we got home

Cosmic cataclysm crunchies

Her favorite

- Miguel O. Mitchell, Star*Line 47.2, Spring 2024

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